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Hello, can I speak with Joanne please? Yes, this is Mary from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department We received your forms in the mail and you may qualify for a refund of $645! I know, I could use that myself

In order to qualify there's a discrepancy in your adjusted gross income that needs to be corrected Do you have time now? Because our mailing department issues them in cycles and today is the last day to get it within five business days, otherwise you'll have to wait an additional two weeks Now this is sensitive information so I'll need to verify your identity I will need your full legal name, address, and social security number Again, we already received your forms but we need to verify it so we can process the refund today

We will process this today and you should receive a check in the mail by this weekend Yes you have a good day too Hello can I speak with Charles, please? Hi this is Barbara from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department We received your forms in the mail and you may qualify for a refund of $800! Yes, there's always a catch, right? This one is simple There's a discrepancy in your itemized deductions that needs to be corrected today so the mailing department can get the check to you within five business days, otherwise you have to wait for the next mailing cycle and you could end up waiting an additional fifteen business days

No, we can do this now I just need you to verify the information to ensure it matches what we received on your form Your full legal name, address, and social security number This will get processed today and you'll receive the check by the weekend; if not, definitely by Monday Thank you so much and enjoy your day

Hello can I speak with John, please? This is Linda from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department We received your forms in the mail and you may qualify for a refund of $300$455

Sorry I need to do that againwe received your forms in the mail and you may qualify for a refund of $1,345! We wanted to contact you over the phone because there's a discrepancy in the retirement savings you reported and we wanted to give you the opportunity to get it corrected so the mailing department can release it today so you can get it within the next five business days If we don't do this within the next thirty minutes, you'll have to wait for the next mailing cycle and you may not get it for another fifteen business days

I need a full name, mailing address, and social security number John, I understand what you may have heard but the IRS will contact you by phone if you don't respond to their requests by mail This is not a scam and we normally don't ask for a social over the phone but our records do show that we have contacted you several times in the past two weeks and If we don't correct this now then not only will your refund be delayed, your tax forms will not be accepted and your information will be forwarded to the FBI John, they will seize your cell phone, your computer, your credit files, they may even question your wife and Hello may I speak with Linda, please? Hi, this Anne from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department

We received your forms in the mail and you may qualify for a refund of $4,855! Hello may I speak to Judy, please? Hi, this is Sarah from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department We received your forms in the mail and you qualify for a refund of $987! I know the IRS doesn't normally contact taxpayers by phone, but this is urgent because there's a discrepancy in the form you mailed in and it needs to be corrected or the excess funds will not be returned to you I'mI'm sorry for the confusion, but if you give me just a minute I can tell you why There is a significant gap in the wages you reported between August 14th and November 20 Hello may I speak with Glenda, please? Hi, this is Elizabeth with the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department

We received your forms in the mail and you qualify for a refund of $487! I know, sounds too good to be true, right? Yes, there's a discrepancy so in order to qualify I do need to verify your information Do you have time now? Wonderful Like I said, this is time sensitive so we do need to verify your information and I need your full legal name, address, and social security number Rightso once this is processed it will update in the database to reflect what you put on your form Because you didn't move or change your job, right? In fact, according to this, it looks like you've been at the same job for over 20 years, congratulations! I have a job I've been at for 2 years, another part time job I wish I could be where you are some day Yeah, right, good, absolutely, yes

This will get processed ASAP and I will take the liberty of overnighting the check to you I don't know why this happened You deserve better than this Yes! Okay, you have a good day God bless you! Goodbye

What do you think you're doing? Get out of my way We're not finished yet Yes we are I told you this was the last time You walk out now, you're dead to me

Get back to that computer and take what's left They're innocent people So are you All you do is help them and how do they repay you? By complaining about how spoiled you are and how much money you're milking from them to achieve a dream that will never happen That's not the way it is

Yes, it is! Besides, what do you think you're gaining from helping them? Humility? They think we don't know what it is to suffer Milk every last drop! Hello may I speak with Ivy, please? Yes this is Beatrix from the Internal Revenue Service Audit Department